AUDIO BOOKS AVAILABLE
All Read by Allen Lyne
My Audio Books can be purchased a number of different ways. To pay by credit card, click the link next to the book and you will be taken to Red Hen, a secure credit card facility. You can email me to request direct credit banking details or send a cheque or money order to Allen Lyne 8 Redgate Court, Moana Heights, South Australia, 5169. |

Charles Dickens
Between 1843 & 1848, Charles Dickens wrote 5 Christmas novellas. I have recorded the 3 most popular of them. These are good quality Audio Books, ideal for the print handicapped or for anyone that likes to listen to a wonderful story well told. A Christmas Carol , The Chimes and The Cricket on the Hearth are each approximately 3 hours in length and each is a set of 3 cd discs. |
A Christmas Carol
Charles Dickens
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| Dickens' enduring tale of redemption. Listen to the voices of Scrooge, the Cratchit family, Fred, the plump sister and all of those ghosts as the wonderful story unfolds. |
The Chimes
Charles Dickens
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Listen to the wonderful adventures of good-hearted
Trotty Veck, the Ticket Porter. This is a masterful telling of the
condition of the poor in |
The Cricket on the Hearth
Charles Dickens
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| Two heartwarming love stories in one book. A wonderful tale of mistakes in affairs of the heart. Good little Dot and Honest John Peerybingle finally set things right. |
Master Humphrey's Clock
Charles Dickens
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Now little known and more's the pity. Master Humphrey's Clock sprang from a weekly periodical written and edited by Charles Dickens between 1840—41. It is about a group of literary men who meet weekly to discuss their writings among other things. The stories related are among some of Dickens' finest writing. Mr Pickwick makes an appearance at the meetings. |
More Audio Books by Charles Dickens will follow
The Glugs of Gosh
C.J. Dennis
One of $15.00 includes postage in Australia. International postage by negotiation |
Shakespeare
is Alive & Well & Living in Sun City
Jeffrey Case is a taxi
driver who wants to play Hamlet. He does! Once! Jeffrey is called in
as an understudy at two hours notice and gives the most execrable
performance of Hamlet in the history of theatre. Shadowy figures
observe the performance. There are consequences. In
a highrise apartment building a number of people reside. All
of them are dressed as characters in Shakespeare's plays.
The man living in the penthouse apartment looks and dresses like
Shakespeare. Strange chants and imprecations come from a windowless
room on the second floor. Mysterious ice cream vans arrive
and depart this location. Jeffrey Case stumbles into a nightmare
world of drugs, sex, magic, and Shakespeare as he tries to unravel
the mystery of the severed head and the two-hundred-thousand dollars
mysteriously left in his taxi by the beautiful redhead in the silky
green dress. Is Shakespeare really alive? Who are the
mysterious characters? Who is running the drug racket in Jeffrey's
hometown of Sun City? Will Jeffrey ever get
laid? Will he ever get to bed? A fine audio recording
of this popular novel.
$30 includes postage anywhere in
Australia.
International
postage by negotiation.
A Handicap for the Devil
Allen
Lyne
God has decided to give humans one more chance to reform. He chooses
the meekest, mildest man alive as His messenger. Can Jonathan Goodfellow
convince his friends, associates, fellow train travellers and ultimately
the rest of the human race to reform in time to meet God's deadline? This is a book you can't put down until you finish
the last sentence. The climax will amaze you and leave you rolling on
the floor with laughter.
Max Colwell is a great South Australian writer. It
is a privilege to have recorded three of his books for sale. Max's
books can be purchased direct from his web site: Half Days &
Patched Pants
Everyone in Mike's
street was born on their kitchen tables. The time was the Great Depression.
The place was an
Australian working-class community. Everyone was battling to survive,
but to ten-year-old Mike and his mates, Siddy and Fred, the situation
seemed quite normal. The youngsters were
part of a nearly derelict society. Some people, like the pretty
young Oppos' teacher, clung to hopes of a better life. Others, like
Miss Jam, who Siddy said was a witch, clung to the last rags of
existence. This genuinely Australian
novel gives a vivid picture of life among the dispossessed, and
yet it is full of wry and sometimes riotous humour. The author writes
from first-hand experience of the people and the era, and he "tells
it like it was". HALF DAYS AND PATCHED PANTS: $20 including postage Full Days & Pressed Pants In
1938, Mike was seventeen and the depression just about over. Things
weren't as bad as they had been when he lived down the hill, but they
weren't too good, either. So Mike's Uncle Harry, being a careful
sort of man, told him it was time he put childish things behind him
and started to earn his keep. Max Colwell paints
a vivid and nostalgic picture of life as it appeared to a young
man before the outbreak of the Second World War. We follow Mike's
journey as he learns about life, about the hopes and dreams of ordinary
working men and women, about pigeon and horse racing, about girls
and love, and about death; about desperation, and about the responsibilities
of growing up. Full Days and Pressed
Pants is a blend of wry humour and deep compassion, rich in the
down-to-earth flavour of the Australian vernacular, and written
with sincerity and conviction.
FULL DAYS AND PRESSED PANTS
: $20 INCLUDING POSTAGE
Glorious Days & Khaki Pants Glorious Days...
follows on from Full Days and Pressed Pants. Now we find Mike as an
army conscript, a 'Chocolate Soldier' among teenagers from all walks
of life, many of whom had never been away from home in their lives. There is Barney from
Broken Hill, an authority on all things from ingrown toenails to
milking cows; Nugent, who started wheezing every time his grandmother
opened the ice-chest door; the Dome, who had swallowed an encyclopedia
when he was a kid and was halfway to being a genius; and the Tube
who had had so many operations that he reckoned he had nothing left
inside. There were also sergeants
like Burke, who Barney reckoned was as useless as a kookaburra with
a sore throat when it came to reading a map. In this book, Max
Colwell describes how army training brought the worst and best out
of boys as they were turned into men, a process that gave birth
to a particular brand of wry humour. You will laugh and
be brought close to tears as you join Mike and his friends through
their Glorious Days in Khaki Pants. GLORIOUS DAYS AND KHAKI PANTS :
$20 INCLUDING POSTAGE
Home
What if all the lawyers in the world were in league with
the Devil? (Some people might suspect this already) What if Hades is a
golf course and the Devil the resident pro? What if one man is charged
with a mission to save the world from Satan as well as golf?